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The Number of the B*tch

PoslaťNapísal: Piatok August 10, 2007 1:49 pm
od Tr00per
Zajímavá parodie na jednu z nej. písní od IM.

K poslechu : http://www.jamendo.com/get/track/id/tra ... play/44376

K stáhnutí : http://www.jamendo.com/cz/album/5334/

TEXT:

Forgive me, oh mum and dad
For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
But i believed that the call was short
Let him who hasn't a girlfriend
Go and call the number of the bitch
Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166

I was alone, I took the phone,
I needed time to think the number I saw on tv
Who did I hear! can I believe
A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
I've always thought, I've always dreamed
Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
'Cos in my dreams, it's always there
One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair

Night was black and I wanted to fuck
I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on tv
In Netherlands the whores are close at hand
But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see

166 the number of the bitch
Hot chat line is going on tonight

You can go on , ‘till the end of the road
You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
In the night, cars’ lights are flashing bright
Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done !

166 the numer of the bitch
30 euro the price for you and me

Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
" I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"
Take the phone, order some whores at home
They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice

166 the number of the bitch
144 the number of the whore

To a sexy shop, I will return
And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
I have the programs on pay TV
I have the hands to make libido take its course

Nechť se líbí :-)

PoslaťNapísal: Piatok August 10, 2007 7:25 pm
od Igorqo
dobra kravina :) ale celkom som sa zasmial. Kazdopadne sa s tym niekto narobil

PoslaťNapísal: Piatok August 10, 2007 8:06 pm
od Jevo
Igorqo píše:dobra kravina :) ale celkom som sa zasmial. Kazdopadne sa s tym niekto narobil


Myslim, ze mu to nedalo viac prace ako Steveovi ;)

PoslaťNapísal: Piatok August 10, 2007 9:05 pm
od thomason
no text sa mu podaril :lol:

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 8:39 am
od Brighter
tak s vecsiny casti som si to ocami prelozil, na tom co som prelozil som sa nasmial :D :D

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 9:07 am
od Gumolit
usieral som sa na texte pocas celej skladby :D

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 11:25 am
od strevo
dobry spevák podľa mňa celkom :)

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 1:31 pm
od Igorqo
Jevo píše:
Igorqo píše:dobra kravina :) ale celkom som sa zasmial. Kazdopadne sa s tym niekto narobil


Myslim, ze mu to nedalo viac prace ako Steveovi ;)


Tak to je jasne, umenie pana Harrisa snad ani netreba vyzdvihovat. Po precitani Run to the hills som sa este viac utvrdil v tom aky je ten clovek uzasny.


strevo píše:dobry spevák podľa mňa celkom :)


Hej hej toto ma zaujalo tiez. Taky spevak by nebol zly do metalovej kapely, celkom dobry talent :P

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 1:40 pm
od hallowed
jejda,docela zvláštní poslouchat parodii zrovna na tohle,ale je to dobrý , fakt má zajímavej hlas ten zpěvák :wink:

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 6:46 pm
od dzuso
No tak . . . :lol: som sa uštal na tom dosť, . . .
ja si myslím že zas to nebolo také ťažké vymyslieť ten text,paroduje sa celkom dobre a rýchlo!

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 7:23 pm
od iamrockerfun
no musim pochvalit.
skutocne je to suprove.
fakt sa mi to paci.

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 9:35 pm
od Painkiller03
:lol: :lol: :lol: tak toto je ale šupa ... :lol: mna jebne

a

PoslaťNapísal: Sobota August 11, 2007 11:20 pm
od jason46
wolovina jak okno v tanku ale pobavil som sa :D :D :lol:

PoslaťNapísal: Nedeľa August 12, 2007 12:23 pm
od Michael
text je úžasný, u toho jsem se fakt nasmál a ten zpěvák má taky něco do sebe 8)

Re: a

PoslaťNapísal: Nedeľa August 12, 2007 7:07 pm
od Jevo
jason46 píše:wolovina jak okno v tanku ale pobavil som sa :D :D :lol:


Skôr ako okno v ponorke :wink: :lol: :lol: